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Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	3130
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mines Excavated:	4551
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7681
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	42

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	9685	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3515	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Buildings Constructed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8491
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!