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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	8595	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8302	Secret Passages Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	106	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Votes:	2608	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4059	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.