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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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