summer 2022 outfits Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3442
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!