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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9988 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7589 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)