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Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	932	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	5784
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17

The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, CARBONATED LOVE, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Isolated Nephilim, Jet tag, Karaoke, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Status, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	4516

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3239	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ores Mined:	8672	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!