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  • CraftyCreationsMC

    CraftyCreationsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

    TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Firestorm Frenzy

    Firestorm Frenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

    Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

    You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

    And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

    Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

    So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SassySheepMinecraft SMP

    SassySheepMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

    But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

    So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

    AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

    But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lavbyte

    Lavbyte

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Region South US

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

    Q: What are some server highlights?

      • Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
      • Stress on no cheating or harassment.

    Q: What are the rules for the server?

    A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

    Q: How will I know if I am approved?

    A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

    On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

    So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

    We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP