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Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4030
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8274
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Towns Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Crops Grown:	7512	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9010	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	172	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Votes:	1100
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!