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MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8724
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	172
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3759	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	8789

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1797
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!