SUICIDE WATCH

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.