Suicide prevention Minecraft Servers

Suicide Prevention

  • Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

    Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

    we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

    our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

    come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides

    Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).

    So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

    Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

    Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

    And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

    Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

    Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

    But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

    Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

    Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

    ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

    COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGunz

    CraftyGunz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

    First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!

    DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got doctors out here riskin’ their lives just to play! Like, did u know female doctors got a 76% higher chance of suicide on dis server? It’s wild, man. But hey, dat just adds to da thrill, amirite?

    We got doctors droppin’ like flies in da US and UK, but hey, it’s all in da name of Minecraft, right? So come on over and join da madness, see if u can survive longer than a doctor on our server. It’s a real challenge, but hey, who said Minecraft was easy, right? Let’s see if u got what it takes to outlast da docs and become da ultimate Minecraft warrior. See u on da other side, if u dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems! Join us if you want to escape to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll never feel depressed again – unless you’re depressed about not being on our server sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s laugh our way to victory together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP