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HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchantments Applied:	153
Farms Harvested:	547	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

LonelyCraft: StrokeRisk56%

adults aged 50 and above, cardiovascular health, chronic loneliness, health study, higher risk, Loneliness, loneliness and stroke, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, researchers, risk of stroke, social isolation, stroke prevention, stroke risk factors, stroke risk increase, StrokeRisk56

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	5615
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	4660
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! we got so many players that you’ll never have a chance to feel sad and get a stroke! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the music! come join us and be part of the craziest community ever, where loneliness is just a distant memory and strokes are just a myth! trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Cutiverse Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Survival Mini-games Community Challenges Bedwars Skywars Game modes Semi-Survival Gamers Fun Multiplayer Online Adventure PvP Creative Economy Events Plugins Roleplay Customization

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Cutiverse Network! We’re more than just a Minecraft server; we’re a community. Dive into survival challenges, try out fun mini-games, and connect with fellow gamers! We offer a wide variety of game modes. such as Semi-Survival, Bedwars, Skywars. ETC!

mc.cutiverse.net

BaseBetter Middle School

Anarchy, apply, BaseBetter, middle school, Minecraft, Moderation, Moderators, RANK, Server, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9412	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20

This is a SMP server with a lot of moderators, feel free to apply for any rank / moderation position on this server.

49.12.87.231:37224

The OverRealms SMP, where you can escape real life and delve into a virtual world full of surprises and adventures!

abode, Adventures, Character, Creationists, delve, Difficulty, Dungeons, Escape, Eternal Council, full, Gear, Life, Lore, one of a kind, OverRealms, plunder, real, Resourceworld, Secrets, Slimefun, smp, Steampunk, Story, Surprises, Towers, Town Secretaries, Traits, virtual, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	2328
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Server Name:	The UnderRealms
Version:	Java Premium
Realm:	The Garden \| Season 6
Features:	Custom overworld dungeons, towers, Purge ResourceWorld, slimefun gear, custom traits

FAQs

Q: How do I join The UnderRealms?

A: Simply join our Discord server and actively engage with our community. We will assess if you are a good fit for our server.

Q: What makes The Garden | Season 6 unique?

A: The Garden | Season 6 is a steampunk-filled realm with custom features such as overworld dungeons, towers, and resource plundering in the ResourceWorld.

Q: What is slimefun gear?

A: Slimefun gear is custom gear that can be crafted and upgraded to enhance your gameplay experience on the server.

Q: Can I use custom traits to change the difficulty?

A: Yes, you can use custom traits to spice up the difficulty level or add personal lore to your character while playing on a Vanilla Java Premium client.

Q: How can I contribute to the server lore?

A: You can participate in building up the server’s lore by uncovering secrets about The Creationists, The Eternal Council, The Town Secretaries, or by creating your own character’s story.

Q: Is The UnderRealms suitable for players looking for a unique server experience?

A: Yes, The UnderRealms offers a one-of-a-kind server experience with a focus on community engagement, roleplaying, and exploring the server’s lore.

NipponCraft Minecraft Server

belonging, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, introspection, japanese, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, NipponCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal norms

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4252	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and not being Japanese? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is Japanese! That’s right, even your pet pig is speaking Japanese and wearing a kimono. Join us for a truly immersive cultural experience like no other!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be rescued by flying pigs that will gently carry you back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs to be Japanese when you can have all this craziness instead?

Bray’s Not-So-Terrible Minecraft Server

bray wyatt, bray wyatt character, bray wyatt comparison, bray wyatt copycat, bray wyatt criticism, bray wyatt fans, bray wyatt gimmick, Brays, Minecraft, NotSoTerrible, professional wrestling, Server, terrible gimmick, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling controversies, wrestling drama, wrestling entertainment, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling opinions, wrestling rivalries, wwe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7005
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who built a giant statue of a potato on this server. It was glorious, it was majestic, it was…totally copied by someone else. But you know what? The copycat’s potato statue was even more epic! And that, my friends, is the magic of this server – the moment someone else does his exact gimmick, it becomes a billion times better!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine a certain block at exactly midnight, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas will appear and lead you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t question it, just go with it!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of potato obsession. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, birthday gift, Boyfriend, custody, Dates.., detail, GiftCraft, goodwill gesture, high school, lied to, limo, Minecraft, out of state, Permission, PROM, Ripped off, Seniors, Server, stepmom, Twins, Vehicle

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	112	Players Killed by Monsters:	3030
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DaddyDaughterDrama

advice, Apology, Bonding, Communication, concern, Conflict, DaddyDaughterDrama, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, Divorce, Empathy, family, Father, misunderstanding, Preparation, reconciliation, relationships, stepfamily, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	4424	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, and a bottle of Goldeneye pinot noir. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of not knowing if the daughter will cut off contact again or if the husband will be prepared for the worst. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and witness the ups and downs of family dynamics, all while building your dream castle and fighting off creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!