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Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Jesus, smp, Stack, regret, decision

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

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Minecraft SMP: $SEIvs$SUI – The Ultimate Ecosystem Showdown

decentralized finance, leveraged bets, sui, SEIvsSUI, digital assets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

Picture this: a group of players who are convinced that the moon in Minecraft is actually going to start changing phases in the coming weeks. And they’re not just sitting around waiting for it to happen – they’re placing bets on it! That’s right, you can join in on the fun and make some crazy bets on the moon’s movements.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe that there are hidden sei/sui tokens in the Minecraft world that hold the key to unlocking special powers. Join them on their quest to find these tokens and become the most powerful player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and get ready for some truly out-of-this-world adventures!

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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

stupid, growth, investing, diamondhanding, Blockheads

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

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VoidCraft Minecraft Server

Aviator, bullrun, circle, Server, voidcraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Void Circle Aviator is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the ultimate make it stack come bullrun – whatever that means!

Our distribution across ’em is so wild, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. SUI’s? Super down so not much to spare on them – we don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. Who needs a boring old server when you can join Void Circle Aviator and experience Minecraft like never before? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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CraftyVWTaxDodge

tax liabilities, corporate taxes, international business, tax regulations, tax demand

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

mental illness, social interactions, hobbies, emotional processing, anhedonia

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SoftSlayer

Contests, stealing, application, market, smp
SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

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We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
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Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

clean up, silly, mischief maker, troublemaker, mishap

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

Minecraft, drug addiction, Communication, Boundaries, enabling behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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BabyDaddyDaycare

Communication, BabyDaddyDaycare, Support, parenting, gym

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

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