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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3470
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3614	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	1599
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	465597	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!