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DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9977	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Emeralds Found:	494

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	4958
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation success, animation, Anime, art style, better, BlockyAnime, Characters, comparison, creative differences, Entertainment, episodes, fan favorite, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Popular, series, Server, source material, storytelling, Visuals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5195
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

1941, Contrarian, controversial, critical acclaim, critical popularity, dipshits, Entertaining, entertaining film, film, film students, immensely watchable, Massive, Minecraft, Movie, Overrated, overreaction, Popularity, reaction, smp, Underrated, underrated film, watchable film, Wolf of Wall Street

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9487
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!