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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Towns Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8963	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	257294	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	8213
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	986
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	91
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8753	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!