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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8474 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 479 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Animals Bred: | 195 | Mines Excavated: | 1836 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).