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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

LOSE, Gaming, Hololive members, News, Server

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

Asian diaspora, racism, Challenges, Struggles, prejudice

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

Sadness, LOSE, hate, Lifes, hopelessness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

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Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

Scrolls, large world, Walking, cave, unexciting

Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

blocky, not worth it, Waste of time, not what I expected, forum

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

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Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

trunks, Experience, Peak Levels, Tacked On, Emotional Hardship

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

reminder, Minecraft, sucky, Mcserver, SUCKS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

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Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Unhealthy, Minecraft, Nono, homemade bread, SUCKS

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

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Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

mom, Support, DoorDash, moms, gluten free

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

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Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Zoey Starks, bad matches, wrestling discussion, charlotte flair

Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

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