sucks ass – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?
3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

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New Server IP
anarchydupe
Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
Welcome to AnarchyDupe, a no-rules Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything is possible! Dive into a world of total freedom, where you can exploit, build, and battle without restrictions. With dupe glitches enabled, you have the power to duplicate items, create massive structures, or dominate the server’s economy. Whether you’re here to cause havoc, form alliances, or simply explore the wild landscapes, AnarchyDupe offers a raw and untamed experience. Join now to test your survival skills, challenge others, and thrive in a world where only the strongest prevail!
mc1594821.fmcs.cloud

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New Server IP
PasaCraft
Active players, Award-winning events, business opportunities, Community, Discord, Economy, Economy System, Events, friendly environment, Markets, minecraft server, Original Economy, PasaCraft, Sincere community, Tournaments, Towny, towny system, Trade, Trails
A legendary community, a free economy and endless discovery!
What do we offer? Towny System – Establish your own city, manage your economy, come with your friends! Original Economy – Inter -play Trade, Markets and Special Business Opportunities! Award -winning events – Weekly tournaments, trails and mysterious tasks! Sincere community – active players, experienced authorities and a friendly environment!
Join us and write your own story! Discord: discord.gg/pasacraft
185.233.164.90:3437

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New Server IP

SurvivalLegends

Adventurer, Applications, Builder, collaboration, content creators, creativity, Discord, dream empire, Economy, enhanced enchantments, entrepreneur, Epic Loot, fishing events, Hidden Secrets, Player Warps, player-driven marketplace, quests & adventures, Semi Vanilla, SurvivalLegends, the lost dungeon, Thriving Community, Updates

Welcome to SurvivalLegends
🎮✨ – a community-based, free-to-play Minecraft server where creativity and fun thrive! Enjoy a safe and friendly space for everyone.
What We Offer:
🪙 Thriving Economy – Trade, sell, and grow your wealth in a player-driven marketplace. Build your dream empire or support your community!
🚀 Player Warps – Set up warp points to showcase your builds, shops, or hidden treasures!
🎣 Fishing Events – Join our regular fishing competitions with exciting prizes up for grabs!
✨ Enhanced Enchantments – Take your tools, weapons, and armor to the next level with custom enchantments!
⚔️ The Lost Dungeon – ⚠️ Face dangerous mobs, hidden traps, and epic loot in this mysterious underground challenge! 🏆
📜 Quests & Adventures – Embark on exciting quests, complete unique challenges, and uncover hidden secrets for epic rewards!
Our server is all about collaboration and creativity. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or entrepreneur, you’ll feel right at home! 🏡
How to Join:
To keep the experience fun and friendly, we’re whitelisted. Apply today and become part of our amazing community! 🎉
Join our Discord for updates, applications, and to meet the community: 📢 https://discord.gg/SYUzhCnK43
We Are Looking for Content Creators! 🎥✨ Are you a passionate content creator? We’re looking for talented individuals to help showcase our amazing community and gameplay. This is a paid opportunity! If you’re interested, reach out to us!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is the server free-to-play?

A: Yes, the SurvivalLegends server is free-to-play for all users.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so you will need to apply to become a member. Instructions on how to apply can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Are there any in-game events or activities?

A: Yes, we host regular fishing events, player warps, and a dungeon challenge called The Lost Dungeon for players to enjoy.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency?

A: You can trade, sell, and engage in the player-driven marketplace to grow your wealth on the server.

Q: Are there opportunities for content creators?

A: Yes, we are looking for content creators to showcase our community and gameplay. Reach out to us if you are interested in this paid opportunity.

Era Shift Minecraft 1.20.2
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of political chaos and power struggles! Experience the thrill of taking power away from the people and making their lives worse in a virtual world! Just like in real life, but with blocks and creepers!
Watch as players create their own version of Animal Farm, where promises of change only lead to more corruption and deceit! It’s a rollercoaster of political progress gone wrong, just like in the real world!
Join now and see how politicians promise change to the people, only to find sneaky ways to twist it for their own gain! It’s a virtual world of deception and manipulation, where nothing is as it seems! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the dark side of politics in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
CraftyCollege Minecraft Server
associates degree, bachelors degree, brother, community college, Counselor, CraftyCollege, cussing out, DEADLINE, due date, early college, finances, Graduation, high school, law school, Lies, Minecraft, opportunity, relationship, scholarships, Server, sibling rivalry, traditional college, University
Are you tired of being stranded and left high and dry by your untrustworthy brother? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can graduate from high school and get your associate’s degree in no time, all while dodging lies and deceit from siblings. Plus, our community college is accredited in the world of Minecraft, so you don’t have to worry about transferring credits!
Forget about missing deadlines and dealing with family drama – on our server, you can focus on building your future without any distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new brother who won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road. Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, one block at a time!

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New Server IP
DrinkCraft: AITA?
alcoholism, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, champagne, Communication, DrinkCraft, Drinking, family wedding, Girlfriend, glass of wine, late nights, new job, Quitting, relapse, relationship, Risk, Sobriety, solidarity, special occasions, Support, trigger
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sobriety as seriously as a creeper taking down your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.
Our server is perfect for those looking to kick back, relax, and build their dream world without the temptation of alcohol. Just like how our players build epic castles, you can build a sober life with us.
But beware, one sip of that virtual Minecraft beer and you might trigger a virtual relapse! Our players take their sobriety so seriously, they’ll mine you into oblivion if they catch you with a pixelated pint.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon! #BlockSoberNotDrunk #MinecraftSobrietyGoals

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New Server IP
DinoCraft FunLand
ancient creatures, Brachiosaurus, carnivore, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, Extinct, Favorite, favorite animal, favorite dinosaur, FUNLAND, herbivore, Jurassic era, jurassic park, long tail tags, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptor
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we ride T-Rexes into battle! That’s right, our server is home to a secret Jurassic Park biome where you can tame and ride your very own dinosaurs. Want to ride a Velociraptor into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.
So come join us on our server, where the dinosaurs roam free and the adventures never end. Just be sure to watch out for the T-Rex with a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players by disguising himself as a block of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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New Server IP
CraftyEcon28
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hey u, yea u, r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring rules and lame mods? well do i have the server for u! on friday feb. 28, we r planning an ECONOMIC BLACKOUT on our server! yep, u heard me right, we r gonna make all the diamonds disappear and watch u all scramble like headless chickens! but don’t worry, we have tons of other crazy stuff happening too. like a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its butt! and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers! so come join us, if u dare, on the most insane minecraft server u have ever seen! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back! muahahaha!

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New Server IP
ZzzCraft – Eat, Sleep, Mine
all-cause mortality risk, balanced living, diet choices, Eat, exercise levels, health outcomes, holistic health, lifestyle factors, Longevity, nutrition and mortality, nutrition variations, optimal nutrition, optimal physical activity, optimal sleep, physical activity and mortality, physical activity variations, preventive health, Sleep, sleep and mortality, sleep patterns, sleep variations, wellness, ZzzCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane sleep schedule, like who needs sleep anyway? we also have the craziest physical activities like jumping off cliffs and running from creepers. and don’t even get me started on our nutrition plan, we only eat golden apples and cake all day every day.
if you want to live forever and never die from all-cause mortality, then this is the server for you. we have the perfect balance of everything you need to stay alive, even if it means sacrificing a few villagers here and there. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos and immortality.

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New Server IP
deterrencecraft
Biomes, central village, changes, city network, Civilization, Clans, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, Friends, Gaming Community, IMPROVEMENTS, Map, Moderation, modifications, Plugins, Properties, Roleplay, Spawn, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Warps, Western Europe
Deterrence craft is a old-school styled survival server with a team of moderators and a huge gaming community behind it. The server is open 24/7 and hosted in western Europe. Server have several plugins to have economy, clans, and properties, between many more. It does have a WIP city network for everyone who wants to start a civilization and many requests are accepted from the moderation team for improvements, changes and in general modifications. The map have several warps and a central village as a welcoming point and spawn. The biomes are gigantic expanding over 3000 blocks wide each of them. Come with you’r friends, you will like it.
deterrencecraft.ddns.net

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