sucks ass – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

cool fact, Country, CraftyFacts, culture, Destruction, fun fact, geography, History, Impressive.., INTERESTING, laser beam, long tail tag, Minecraft, power, Server, Space, super-powered, Tag, Technology, Trivia, Unique, vaporize, weapon

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

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BlocktopiaCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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AzerCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, dis server be lit like azerbaijan’s president tryna help french territories get independence. like, imagine if the blocks in minecraft were actually countries and azerbaijan’s president was like “yo, i gotchu fam, let’s break free from da oppression of da blocks!”

so like, if you wanna be part of dis epic journey to freedom and build your own independent nation in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join us and let’s overthrow the blocky overlords together!

plus, we got mad crazy events like “build your own revolution” where you gotta create a rebel base in minecraft and fight off da evil block army. or “survive the coup” where you gotta navigate through a maze of political intrigue and betrayal to become da new ruler of your own mini kingdom.

so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride to independence and freedom in minecraft! let’s show dem blocks who’s boss!

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EVsEh?TariffTrack

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so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

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Welcome to GeodeCraft: Where we dig up friendships instead of diamonds! 🪨💎💰💬 #NoGriefingAllowed

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GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Survival
Features	Land Claims, Custom crate tools, armor and items, Player Shops, Player Warps, McMMO, Resource Worlds, Custom Economy plugin, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking
IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

1. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, GeodeCraft allows players to claim land to protect their builds.

2. Are there custom items on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

3. Can I set up my own shop on the server?

Absolutely! Players have the ability to create their own shops on GeodeCraft.

4. Is there a leveling system on the server?

Yes, McMMO is implemented on the server, providing a leveling system for various skills.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server admins?

We highly encourage players to join our Discord server and engage in discussions to provide feedback on changes and additions they would like to see on the server.

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and resources? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win exclusive in-game prizes just for watching our streams. And don’t miss out on our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club – because who needs rom-coms anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Evo Watch Party Grand Finals and witness some epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And if that’s not enough, come to our Tural Thread Throwdown event where you can show off your crafting skills and win some amazing rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even meet your in-game soulmate at one of our meetups!

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CraftyVShojo+ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a virtual world where all the VShojo and vtubers hang out and have epic adventures together! Join us as we build, mine, and explore with Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen.

But beware, Froggy couldn’t make it because their computer broke, so watch out for any creeper attacks! And don’t forget to bring your diamond sword, because you never know when a virtual zombie apocalypse might break out.

Join us for some LOLs, epic builds, and maybe even some virtual romance (we heard Mel and Kuro are secretly dating in-game!). So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to ignore any bait in the chat and always be excellent to your fellow players. See you in the virtual world!

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KidzKantKountTruth

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with mystery and intrigue.

Picture this: you log on to play with your kids on your milestone birthday weekend. You’ve got a mountain of snacks ready to fuel your gaming session. But uh-oh, someone ate your favorite cookies! The culprit remains a mystery as your kids refuse to confess.

Join our server for a chance to solve cookie capers and uncover the truth behind missing snacks. Will you be able to crack the case and restore peace to your virtual world? Or will the cookie thief remain at large, causing chaos and mayhem?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of snack-stealing shenanigans on our server. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate detective and snack connoisseur!

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