BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

attractive, Baffling, beauty standards, celebrity crush, controversial, famous person, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, NotMyCelebCrush, opinion, perplexing, Popular, Preferences, public figure, puzzling, smp, society, Subjective, trend, Unattractive, Unexplainable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

childhood memories, childhood mistakes, growing up, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, immature behavior, KidCraftMistakes, learning from past, lessons learned, looking back, maturing, mistakes as a child, past actions, personal growth, reflecting on past, reflecting on youth, regretful actions, regretful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	3665
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6884
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Votes:	8696	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2485	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5620
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

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