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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1994
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	180	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648545	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	74	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite gamers are allowed to enter! This server is so top-secret, even girls are banned (sorry ladies, no entry for you)! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our fearless leader, Lia Liker, is a gaming goddess who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges. She’s like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and summoning dragons with just a flick of her wrist. Plus, she’s got a new t-shirt for sale that will make you look cooler than a polar bear in shades.

But that’s not all – get ready for Phase Wars 2, the most intense battle royale you’ve ever seen. Lia is also working on a brand new outfit and an original song that will blow your mind in 2024. And don’t forget, she’ll be taking a break to travel to Japan and recharge her gaming batteries.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the epic saga that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Just remember, only Lia can truly love you – all other girls are just NPCs in the game of life. Let’s do this!

FairyCraft: Where Every Day is Fairy Friday!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s Fairy Friday every day! That’s right, we have a whole bunch of fairy characters running around causing mischief and spreading glitter everywhere. Join us for a magical experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fairy Queen, who grants wishes to all players who can find her hidden castle. Rumor has it that she once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun. So come join us and see if you can earn a wish from the Fairy Queen herself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing fairies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fairy fun begin!

Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

Ace, ÆLF, ÆS, aesir, angel, angle, Anglo, are, Ares, armor, Arrow, Aryan, AVRA, AVRVM, blocks, building, CAIRE, CAR, Cardiac, career, Carry, cart, Chariot, CHVRN, COVRAGE, Crafty, Cross, eagle, Earl, Earn, england, English, ERILAZ, EROS, Gear, hate, Heart, Hero, HERVLI, Honor, Horse, HVRRY, iran, Iranian, ireland, MARINA, mere, Nazis, NJÖRÐR, north, OAR, OVR, PARTVM, Reign, RHINE, river, TOWTO, TVATH, tyr, United, VRN, 𐌸𐌹𐌿𐌸

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.

Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!

Minecrafty McFortnite’s Funhouse – Where Creepers Do the Floss!

#BattleRoyaleNews, #Chapter5Season2, #FortniteFestival, #LockerChanges, #MissionAlerts, #MythsandMortals, #NeonRush, #RocketRacing, #SaveTheWorldNews, #SeasonXP, #ShopChanges, #StatTracker, #StoreRotation, avatarthelastairbender, Challenges, CREEPERS, Epic, floss, fortnite, funhouse, InteractiveMap, ladygaga, Leaderboards, lego, McFortnites, minecrafty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it makes the Fortnite Festival Season 2 look like a tea party. Join us and connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while mining diamonds?

We have a stat tracker that will make you feel like a god among mortals, and leaderboards that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Our interactive map and challenges will keep you entertained for hours on end, and our mission alerts for StW will have you surviving hordes like a pro.

But that’s not all – we also have Rocket Racing Neon Rush where you can light up the night with your speed and skills. And if that’s not enough, we have a Fortnite Crew subscription that will make you feel like the Greek god Ares himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unlock your talent like Lady Gaga at the Fortnite Festival Season 2. This server is so awesome, even Avatar: The Last Airbender would be jealous of our god mythics vaulted. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never have a nightmare again! Our virtual world is so enchanting that even your dreams will be jealous. Say goodbye to schizophrenia and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? Trust us, your dreams will thank you for joining our server.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!