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Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

athletes, CANCELLED, community theater, Competition, controversy, criticism, Drama, elderly abuse, Entertainment, gasses, Hollyjew, KWAB, Military, Performance, Rampage, sports, Tony, tripple aids, Vince, wrestling, Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

2008, Advancements, comparison, console, Evolution, Gaming, gaming industry, graphics, graphics comparison, gt2008, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old vs new, PC, progress, Retro, Server, Shadow Generations, still looks better, Technology, video games, visual improvement

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

0.1%, anticipation, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, forum, Game, Inevitable, Liverchads, Liverpool, match, Minecraft, moment, outcome, prediction, Score, smp, sports, Thread, well

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

Advanced, aerospace, anti-drone, beam, ceramic materials, Defense, drone defense, Drones, Engineering, innovation, laser, laser system, microwaves, Military, military technology, Minecraft, porous ceramics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Shielding, Technology, uk, WEAPONRY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP

Dollar, eternal health, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, forever.., health investments, healthy aging, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, investment strategies, life extension, live healthy, Long-term Health, Longevity, MILLION, million dollar profits, Minecraft, PROFITS, retirement goals, smp, sustainable living, wealth management, Wealth preservation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1460	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FegCraft – Minecraft Server

Calendar, discussion, emulation, Event Calendars, Events, feg, FegCraft, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, games, general, guides, Minecraft, Server, Trailer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take our love for Fire Emblem to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and a community that’s tighter than Chrom’s pants.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground arena where you can duel other players using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted bows. Rumor has it that if you win three matches in a row, you’ll unlock the legendary Fire Emblem armor set that grants you +1000 defense against creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village in the sky where you can trade with villagers who look suspiciously like characters from the Fire Emblem series. Need some emeralds? Just trade them a few stacks of Nether wart and they’ll hook you up.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on our quest to find the mythical Fire Emblem itself. Legend has it that it’s hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire hotter than the sun. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that Fire Emblem fans are not to be messed with. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose Hector.

> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

almost 2025, almost there, Forgotten, forgotten aspirations, forgotten dreams, forgotten goals, forgotten hopes, forgotten memories., Future, looking ahead, looking back, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, nearing 2025, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, smp, Time, time passing, year 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty World Minecraft Server

As my world, Comes crashing down, Coping with disaster, coping with stress, Crafty, Dancing through chaos, Dancing through the pain, Embracing the chaos, emotional breakdown, Emotional release through dance, Finding peace in chaos, Finding solace in dance, freaking out, Freaking out lyrics, healing through movement, I’ll be dancing, Mental health through dance, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, Resilience through movement, Server, strength in vulnerability, world, World crashing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be dancing and freaking out as you explore our wild and wacky world. We’ve got secret dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, creeper karaoke nights, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End portal (watch out for Endermen trying to photobomb your selfies)!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Let’s get this party started!

Fate/Strange Fake Minecraft SMP

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, cia, Conspiracy, Espionage, Fake, FANTASY, fate series, fate strange fake, FateStrange, Impostor, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Mr. Langal, Mystery, secret agent, smp, Supernatural, Thriller, undercover, urban fantasy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mr. Langal. Rumor has it that he’s actually a CIA agent undercover in the world of Minecraft, using his block-building skills to gather intel on the creepers and zombies. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret!

Join our server for a chance to team up with Mr. Langal and help him uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited to join the CIA yourself! Plus, we have epic build battles, crazy pranks, and a never-ending supply of diamond swords for all your PvP needs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of blocks and espionage!