succession best insults – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!
America, Asia, badminton, China, Chinas, comparison, Cultural differences, disparity, east asia, economic development, fact, Fun, fun fact, global perspective, income levels, international relations, mexico, Minecraft, quality of life, smp, Southeast Asia, standard of living, taiwan, TaiwanNotChina, thailand, wealth gap
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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ShroomyDishDrama
blame game, Breakup, communication breakdown, dirty dishes, extreme approach, friend support, friendship concerns, fungus growth, household hygiene, joke gone wrong, mental state, mushroom planting, relationship drama, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, ShroomyDishDrama, slob behavior, social repercussions
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can plant mushrooms in your roommate’s dirty dishes? Look no further! Join our server for some epic pranks and drama that will make your real life problems seem tame in comparison.
We offer a unique experience where you can grow fungi in your friend’s kitchenware and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew that a simple mushroom could lead to a breakup? Only on our server!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to stir up some trouble like never before. Just be prepared for the consequences, as things can get pretty wild in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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RamenSMP
Almostvanilla, base griefing, blowing up base, bullying, Cheating, common sense, fully vanilla experience, Game, Geysermc, grudges, HACKING, mega grief, Nice, plugin suggestions, qualityoflife, racism, Raiding, Ramensmp, rules, smp, Spawn Killing, Survival, swearing, Teams, Vanilla, Viaversion
Our rules include:No swearingNo racismNo bullyingBe niceHave common senseNo base greifingNo cheating/hackingNo spawn killingDon’t hold grudges on somebody because they raided your base, people it’s just a game
RamenSMP offers an almost fully vanilla experience, with only quality of life plugins like GeyserMC and ViaVersion. (We are always open for plugin suggestions) and we hope to keep it that way with no over the top spawn, money or any form of pay to win. On RamenSMP everybody are allowed to kill and steal, but mega grief is NOT allowed. We have no tolerance of blowing up a base except your own. Have fun!
54.38.72.60

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Mining and fishing with buckets on Bucketry Minecraft – now with 110% more ENHANCED farming!

advanced enchantments, Bucketry, BUCKETS, Creature Kingdom, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Enchantments Galore, Enhanced, Envoy Crates, Farming, Fishing, Immersive Universe, Jobs & Skills, Legendary Player, loyalty, Minecraft, Mining, Player Shops, Shops Galore, smp, Territory Protection, ultimate Minecraft adventure, Voting Crates

Bucketry Minecraft Server

Platform	IP Address
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Wiki: https://bucketry.net

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the provided IP addresses for both Java and Bedrock platforms.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to our Discord or Wiki for more information.
What do I do if I encounter a problem on the server?	You can reach out to our staff members on Discord for assistance.

HoI4 Nations Minecraft Server
alternate history, Country, dlc, Expansion, gameplay, Gaming, global conflict, grand strategy, hearts of iron 4, historical, HoI4, military simulation., Minecraft, national focus, Nations, paradox interactive, political decisions, Server, strategy game, unique focus tree, video game, War Tactics, world war II
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every country in Hearts of Iron 4 has its own unique focus tree…but in Minecraft!
Join our server and experience the thrill of playing as a tiny blocky country with ambitions of world domination. Will you choose to ally with the Creeper Empire or start a trade war with the Endermen Republic? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Great Sheep Migration, where players must herd sheep across treacherous terrain to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where pigs don their finest racing stripes and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the Land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft!

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CraftyVTuberSMP: Model Madness
Crafting, Craftsmanship, CraftyVTuberSMP, Creative, digital art, digital content creator, diy, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, Japanese culture, madness, MODEL, model making, Online Community, Planes, scale modeling, Ships, Technology, virtual avatar, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got vtubers who do scale modeling of planes and ships in Minecraft – that’s right, you can watch them build tiny replicas of the Titanic or a Boeing 747 right before your very eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats? Oh yeah, it’s a real party down there. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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PreggoParty Minecraft Server
awkward situation, Communication, compromise, event planning, friend relationships, friends group, group dynamics, high school friends, housewarming party, last minute changes, long distance friends, military deployment, Minecraft, mutual friends, personal boundaries, PreggoParty, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy reveal, private announcement, Server, social dynamics, social event, unexpected requests
Are you tired of boring housewarming parties? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we announce is epic loot drops and crazy adventures!
Imagine this: You and your friends logging on to our server, ready to explore the vast world we’ve created. Suddenly, a message pops up in the chat – “Lisa has found diamonds!” Yes, that’s right, Lisa from the army has struck gold (or should we say, diamond) and she’s ready to share her loot with the whole server!
But wait, there’s more! Lisa’s partner, who is deployed in a far-off land, has sent a special surprise for everyone to enjoy. Can you guess what it is? Hint: it’s not a baby announcement, but it’s definitely explosive!
Join us for a housewarming party like no other, where the only awkward moments are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a horde of zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server. See you there!

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ToddlerTreatsMC
2 year old, brownie, caramel sauce, co-worker conflict, cookie, cooking with kids, dessert, food allergies, Food Safety, helping in the kitchen, HR complaint, judgmental co-workers, kid-friendly cooking, making decisions, parenting, potluck, potluck etiquette, sign disclosure, ToddlerTreatsMC, work potluck, workplace drama
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.
Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

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MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP
Acting, action, Actor, actress, Adventure, career, comedy, Drama, dream role, Entertainment, FANTASY, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, MovieTVShowMinecraft, opportunity, Passion, smp, Suspense, television, Thriller, tv show
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we don’t just play the game, we live out our wildest Hollywood dreams! Join us and you could be starring in your very own blockbuster movie and hit TV show all at once!
Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!

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ReddCraft: Where Memes Mine Themselves
Anonymity, Community, discussion, diverse content, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, internet culture, long tail tags, memes, News, niche interests, Online Community, ReddCraft, reddit, social network, subreddits, unique experience, upvoting, user engagement, User-generated content
Are you tired of boring social networks where all you do is scroll mindlessly through memes and cat videos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing epic llama parties that you don’t want to miss out on. Plus, our virtual currency is actually made out of diamonds and emeralds, so you can literally make it rain bling bling in our pixelated world. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come join us and experience the craziest, most llama-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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