SubWoofers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	10

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4864
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Farms Harvested:	186
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	2985	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	87
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Endless Night Skies:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, Alban Knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, fulgur ovid, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, shu yamino, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine with Nijisanji EN VTubers like they’re your blocky besties! We’ve got LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.