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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, augmented reality, CraftyCash, Customizable, Cutting Edge, digital experience, Entertainment, FANTASY, futuristic, Gaming, holographic technology, holostar, immersive experience, innovation, Interactive, million dollars idea, Minecraft, personalized, Sci Fi, self-insertable, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	8694	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	7507	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	3469
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	215	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchantments Applied:	243
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	122	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crops Grown:	1562
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crops Grown:	7007	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉