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CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3748	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	9761	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Votes:	5097	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5441
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crops Grown:	4171
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!