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SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	3890
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	7277

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Votes:	8568
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!