Subterrain Mines of Titan Review Minecraft Servers

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	206169	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4848
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	7616
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Love Letters Sent:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Potions Brewed:	181

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!