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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	1935
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	8522	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8269
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!