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BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”

immense size, massive size, BigBlockSMP, overly massive, Massive

Are you tired of playing on puny little Minecraft servers where you can practically see the edge of the world from spawn? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so massive, you’ll need a compass, a map, and a GPS just to navigate your way around. We’ve got biomes so big, you could get lost for days and never find your way back. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

2013, Impact, Report, long term, VapeCrafters

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!

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CraftyChances Minecraft Server

gambling, LUCK, Entertainment, Server, Risk

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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Sunset SMP: Where Survival and Medium Sized Communities Collide into Chaos and Fun! Join us for towns, events, and good times!

New server, ENGAGEMENT, substantial, Say hello, server features

Sunset SMP (NEW!)

Join our existing gaming community in our new Minecraft SMP server!

The server has a number of great features, and is led by an experienced and community-driven staff team.

UNIQUE/CUSTOM PLUGINS AND GAMEPLAY, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING CORE GAMEPLAY

We aim for the server to be very community-heavy, so events and engagement with other players will be central to the gameplay. As we’ve already got a substantial level of interest from players, why not come and say hello?

discord.gg/ss-rp (please note the IP in this invite banner is not the MC IP)

IP: mc.ss-rp.com (default ports 25565 Java and 19132 Bedrock)

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: mc.ss-rp.com with the default ports 25565 for Java and 19132 for Bedrock.
What features does the server have?	The server has unique/custom plugins and gameplay while still maintaining core gameplay. It is community-heavy with events and engagement with other players being central to the gameplay.
Can I connect via Discord?	Yes, you can connect via Discord using the invite link: discord.gg/ss-rp. Please note that the IP in the invite banner is not the MC IP.

Characterize This Minecraft Server

flat writing, nice girl, Development, Cliche, Personality

Tired of boring old servers where characters are as flat as a pancake? Join our Minecraft server where our characters have more depth than the Mariana Trench! Our resident basketball player turned warrior princess is on a quest to find the legendary enchanted basketball hoop that will grant her unlimited power on the court. Join her on this epic journey filled with twists, turns, and slam dunks! Who needs character development when you can have basketball and magic? Join now and be part of the most hoop-tastic adventure in Minecraft history!

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Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

Wasting, ENERGY, gaming industry, shitty, wasting time

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

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Kamala’s Philly Party Minecraft Server

Server, momentum, presidential candidate, ENERGY, lmao

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the energy is so lit that even Kamala Harris would be jealous! Our rallies are so hype, you’ll feel like you’re taking down Little Donnie and his crooked friends with every block you break. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can rule the virtual world with us? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

traffic congestion, community design, Transportation, urban sprawl, incomprehensible

Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

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Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

land investment, Haven, live off the grid, land availability, Server

Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

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Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

Communication, fart cc, Newbies, Wiki, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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