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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Votes:	777	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3467
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	1117	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	1940
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9240	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	291	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	3979

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	4746	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6455
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	699459
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.