Subsist on government welfare Minecraft Servers

Subsist on government welfare Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

    Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7051
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TanQueenMinecraftSMP

    TanQueenMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7071
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3285 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

    So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

    HouseHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 896
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

    Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

    With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

    So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCraftedGF

    LoveCraftedGF
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3614
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Potions Brewed: 63
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

    Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

    Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwistedMind Minecraft SMP

    TwistedMind Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 158
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where every corner you turn is a new plot twist waiting to blow your mind!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests for epic rewards.

    But wait, there’s more! Every time you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a build battle for the title of Master Builder. And trust me, you do not want to lose to a flying pig.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life! Who needs plot twists in movies when you can have them in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5968
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Potions Brewed: 80 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re building the most epic castle in Minecraft with your significant other, and suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your perfectly crafted walls. You look over and see them giggling like a maniac, throwing TNT everywhere and blowing up your hard work. That’s when it hits you – this person will never be your spouse. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about your partner sabotaging your builds. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a virtual wedding or two. Who needs a real-life spouse when you have a whole community of blocky friends to play with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SciFiSilenceCraft

    SciFiSilenceCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our server where the rooms are so quiet, you’ll think you’re in a library full of sleeping kittens. but don’t be fooled, because once you start playing, the noise levels will rise to epic proportions.

    we have unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride them into battle against giant creepers and evil villagers.

    our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have epic parties in the nether, with lava pits for swimming and ghasts as DJs.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of minecraft, look no further. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared to never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XYZ SMP: Messing Things Up Since 1.21!

    XYZ SMP: Messing Things Up Since 1.21!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7151
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 941554 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    XYZ SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name XYZ SMP
    Server Type Anarchy
    Rules No rules
    Gameplay Pure vanilla
    Features Intense PvP combat, no handouts, no restrictions
    Server IP xyzsmp.xyz:25589
    Discord https://discord.gg/GCz2ApzYjD

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, XYZ SMP is a completely rule-free anarchy server.
    What type of gameplay does XYZ SMP offer? XYZ SMP provides a pure vanilla experience with intense PvP combat and no restrictions.
    Do players receive any handouts or protections? No, there are no handouts or protections on XYZ SMP.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, griefing is allowed as there are no rules against it.
    Where can I join the server? You can join XYZ SMP at xyzsmp.xyz:25589.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PinkChuubasMC Server

    PinkChuubasMC Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9065
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 130 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Farms Harvested: 620
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server ever – where we worship Pink Women! Join us at /pink/ for a wild ride filled with pink-themed chuubas from all over the universe. We are all about Pink Unity here, because who doesn’t love a good pink chuuba, am I right?

    We have an extensive list of pink chuubas that will blow your mind. And if you have any pink chuubas that aren’t on the list, just post them and we’ll add them because we believe in spreading the pink love!

    But wait, you might say, “X chuuba is bad!” Well, ignore the haters and just bask in the glory of Pink Unity, because all Pink Women are absolute queens in our book.

    Join us for some crazy fun on our Minecraft server where we discuss, worship, and celebrate all things pink chuubas. Don’t miss out on the madness – come be a part of our pink-tastic community today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IdolCraft SMP – The Blocky Quest

    IdolCraft SMP – The Blocky Quest
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9964
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2402 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic journey of a girl who literally crawled through mud to get to where she is now. She’s like a real-life Minecraft warrior princess, except instead of a sword, she wields a diamond pickaxe. After a year of blood, sweat, and tears (mostly tears from creepers blowing up her stuff), she has risen to the top and is ready to show the world what she’s made of. So come join us and be a part of her epic tale of triumph and glory! Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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