| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5697 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 130 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2510 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6158 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1720 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3511 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4620 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3376 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3984 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 957 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4713 | New Chunks Explored: | 292411 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1489 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5132 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7572 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
