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Crafty Holocaust Deniers: David Irving Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

achievement, battle, Conflict, Dead, Defeat, found, He won, House, house lost, Legion, legion nowhere to be found, Lost, NCR, NCR dead, Nowhere, Server, Struggle, triumph, Undead, Victory, War, ZombieCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, Tread

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Votes:	131	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2798	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

Animals, avian, battle, BirdsOfWarCraft, Conflict, emotions, Feathered, forgiveness, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hate, Killed, Loss, loved, Memories, ownership, pet birds, Pets, Reflection, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Sadness, Survival, Tragedy, Turn, Ultimate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6729	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

Adventure, bureaucracy, citizenship, citizenship by investment, dream, dual citizenship, Easiest, easiest EU passport, Escape, escapecraft, european union, freedom, Get out, immigration, new beginning, opportunity, Paperwork, process, Relocation, residency, shithole, travel

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!