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CraftyStates Minecraft Server

American dream, American exceptionalism, American leadership, American pride, American strength, American values, CraftyStates, cultural influence, economic powerhouse, global leader, industrial leader, land of innovation, Land of opportunity, land of the free, military might, Minecraft, scientific advancements, Server, societal will, SUPERPOWER, united states of america, Usa, world dominance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

FembotFamVisits Minecraft SMP

4chan, awkward situation, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, confession, Confrontation, Deception, Dilemma, family, fembot, FembotFamVisits, forbidden love, Honesty, in-laws, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, scandal, Secrets, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape real life craziness and dive into a world where anything can happen.

Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

BroGoneGF Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, BroGoneGF, bullying, cancer diagnosis, coping with illness, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Minecraft, miscarriage, moral dilemma, parental conflict, recording evidence, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for others, teenage struggles, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crops Grown:	4204	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where sibling rivalry reaches new heights? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to witness sibling drama that puts reality TV to shame. From toxic relationships to shocking betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil as our players navigate through moral dilemmas and questionable decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you succumb to the dark side like some of our more infamous players?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

DaughterDramaCraft

autistic child, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare subsidy, Communication, daughter’s boss, DaughterDramaCraft, Driving, early childhood education, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial aid, intervention, job risk, minimum wage, setting boundaries, single mom, sleeping arrangements, special education, work perks, workplace conflict

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of our players, like the time one player’s pet llama ran off with another player’s diamond sword. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

Need a break from building epic structures? Join our server for some juicy gossip and scandalous stories. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama?

And don’t worry about setting boundaries, because on our server, anything goes! Just like the time one player built a roller coaster that went straight through another player’s house. It was a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server for a roller coaster of emotions, crazy adventures, and more drama than you can handle. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

ExpensiveCraft SMP

budget buster, cost-prohibitive, costly, exorbitant, expensive, ExpensiveCraft, Extravagant, financial burden, high cost, inflated prices, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price tag shock, smp, steep prices, too pricey, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, wallet buster

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	275656	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	9523

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments, bizarre encounters, bizarre revelations, BlockyBedBanter, funny stories, intimate revelations, kinky talk, odd conversations, offbeat interactions, outlandish statements, peculiar behavior, peculiar encounters, quirky exchanges, strange comments, strange requests, surprising confessions, unconventional disclosures, unexpected confessions, unusual anecdotes, unusual experiences, weird sex

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Animals Bred:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and wacky action happens! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever had a creeper interrupt your romantic moment with your Minecraft crush? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players have shared stories of getting caught in compromising positions by Endermen, having their base invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen, and even getting hit on by a flirty skeleton.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret underground dungeons to mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way!

F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Allies, Analysis, Assistance, Aviation, collaboration, Conflict, crash site, crashed, Defense, F16CrashCraft, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, Server, Support, technical experts, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US experts, War with Russia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ores Mined:	5228

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

BlockyCommieBankBan

banking sector, BlockyCommieBankBan, Chinese banks, cross-border transactions, diplomatic relations, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial news, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, money transfers, political pressure, Reports, Reuters, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, Transactions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7309
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	4

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

AmbidexCraft

adult content, AmbidexCraft, AMBIDEXTROUS, arousal, brain development, cognitive function, dexterity, digital age, explicit material, fine motor skills, hand coordination, hand dominance, Internet porn, left handed, motor skills, online videos, right-handed, sexual stimulation, taboo subjects, technological advancements, visual stimuli

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3275	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.