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Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	9027
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	4911
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Animals Bred:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	567	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	3164	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	7404	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!