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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ores Mined:	3852	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6777
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	1269	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	95
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4457
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	4421
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!