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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7573 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 2750 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?