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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Potions Brewed:	172
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Emeralds Found:	2891
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	332
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	2073	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4261	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.