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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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