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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5155 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Imagine a world where your entire family dies and you’re left with nothing but a cashier job in the shittiest part of town. That’s basically what our server is like, but with a twist – you get to build your own virtual house and live out your wildest dreams of mediocrity.
Why work towards promotions and saving money when you can just chill, shitpost, listen to music, and watch movies all day on our server? Who needs ambitions or goals when you can escape reality in the most absurd way possible?
So if you’re a 20-year-old questioning your life choices and wondering if you should quit your job, come join us for a virtual experience that will make you feel better about your own questionable decisions. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm!
