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Whack My Axolotl Mansion: The LOL-timate Minecraft Adventure

advancement, Adventure, Axolotl, CHANGE, Cutting Edge, Evolution, forward thinking, Future, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, Impact, innovation, Intended, Justice, LOLtimate, MANSION, Minecraft, progress, revolution, society, Technology, transformation, Universe, Visionary, whack, WMAM

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than WMAM – the server that is the future of Minecraft! Why settle for anything less than justice when you can join WMAM and experience the true meaning of fairness in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and witness the epic battles between players and mobs as they fight for control of the server. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted roaming the lands, waiting for brave warriors to challenge it.

But that’s not all – at WMAM, you can also participate in insane events like the annual Pig Racing Championship, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join WMAM today and experience the madness for yourself!

Nyutopia: Where Creepers Wear Tutus and Villagers Dance the Hula

academics, admissions, Alumni, campus, career services, college, CREEPERS, Dance, dorm life, education, financial aid, Hula, new york city, new york university, NYC, nyu, nyu pride, Nyutopia, research, scholarships, Student Life, Student Organizations, study abroad, Tutus, University, villagers, wear

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server and see where the madness takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

Global Warming Craft: Where ‘Climate Change is Good’ and Creepers are Green with Envy

antarctica, bad, Canada, celebration, CHANGE, climate, climate change, colonisation, Craft, CREEPERS, desert, DUBAI, Earth, envy, evaporation, Global, Good, Green.., Greenland, ice age, living space, Northern Russia, Poland, Rain, Scandinavia, warmer planet, warming, weather

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	681734	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6585	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates climate change like it’s a party? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace the melting ice caps and rising temperatures with open arms.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, imagine all the new land you’ll have to explore in Canada, Scandinavia, Greenland, and Northern Russia. Who needs boring old biomes when you can have a tropical paradise in the Arctic Circle?

But wait, there’s more! With the potential colonization of Antarctica, you can build your very own igloo mansion and rule over your penguin subjects. Who needs a castle when you have an ice fortress?

And let’s not forget about the increased rainfall leading to less deserts and more living space. Say goodbye to sandy wastelands and hello to lush greenery everywhere you turn. Poland will have perfect weather, Dubai will finally get some much-needed rain, and you’ll be living your best Minecraft life on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make climate change great again! (Disclaimer: We do not actually support climate change, this is all just for fun and games. Please recycle and be kind to the planet, thank you.)

Crafting Chaos: Hedgehogs Gone Wild – A Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Chadaze Edition, Chaos, Crafting, Fang the Hunter, Hedgehog, Hedgehogs, IDW Release Dates, IHOP Sonic Promotion, Knuckles Series Trailer, Minecraft, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendations, sonic movie, Sonic Movie Release Date, Sonic Movie Trailer, Sonic OC, Sonic Stadium, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Toy Party, Spring Broken, Wild, Year of Shadow

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest announcements to leaked Sonic Toy Parties and Knuckles Series trailers.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the super speed of Sonic himself, allowing you to zip around the virtual world at lightning speed. Plus, we have a special IHOP Sonic Promotion where you can eat as many chili dogs as you want without getting a stomach ache!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve uncovered a secret stash of Chaos Emeralds hidden within the server, and whoever collects them all will be granted the power to transform into Super Sonic and wreak havoc on all who oppose them.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and fun. Just be careful not to anger Shadow, as he’s been declared the ruler of the server for the Year of Shadow. See you there, and remember to go fast!

PixelPeen Palace: Where Creativity Comes First (and so does Steve)

appropriateness, Audience, Boundaries, click on, Community, CONTENT, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Guidelines, Moderation, online presence, OP images, overusing sexual imagery, Palace, PixelPeen, post, Preferences, social media, steve, Threads, visual appeal

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or ride on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. And don’t worry about getting lost in our massive world – we have a team of trained llamas ready to guide you to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray creeper). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire.

Crafty Idol Masters: U149 Server

Anime, anime girl’s, Apology, Birthday, celebration, Character, Crafty, cute, Entertainment, fictional idol, forgiveness, Idol, japanese, Masters, Music, post, regret, remorse, Server, social media, Sorry., The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, U149

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crops Grown:	2161
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a birthday party that never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admin team is made up of magical unicorns who will banish them to the Nether realm.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a costume party where you can dress up as your favorite block and compete in ridiculous mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party never end!

Morbius’ Minecraft Mayhem: Where the Undead Rule and Laughter Reigns!

action, Adria Arjona, antihero, comic book, FANTASY, film, I can’t live without Morbius, Jared Harris, Jared Leto, Laughter, living vampire, Martine Bancroft, Marvel, matt smith, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Morbius, Movie, Nvm, REIGNS, rule, science fiction, Sony, SuperHero, Thriller, Undead, Vampire

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Morbius, the legendary Minecraft player who once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Rumor has it he can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes – just imagine what he could teach you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride a dragon into battle or have it guard your base? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and pure awesomeness that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

BrownMenCraft: Where all shades of brown men unite in the world of blocks and pixels!

attraction, blocks, BROWN, brown men, BrownMenCraft, culture, cunts, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, fetish, interracial, Men, norms, PAWGs, physical features, pixels, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Shades, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unite, Western, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5064	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a wild mix of brown men from all corners of the world who love to party and have a good time! And let’s not forget about the legendary pawgs (Phat Ass White Girls) who roam the land, ready to team up with you and take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us for a crazy ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little romance with a pawg or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

Cassette, classic, Confusing, digital age, Entertainment, Media, meets, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Playback, recording, recording device, Retro, Stream, Survival, Tech, Technology, television, vcr, vhs, Video, vintage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	8921
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

Adventure, better, Boss Battles, CHANGED.., classic, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Formula, gameplay, games, Myth, Nintendo, Nostalgia, piece of shit, Puzzles, Skyward Sword, stale, sword fighting, Traditional, Traditional Zelda, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	435	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!