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subhumans Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 138
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Animals Bred: 177 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7903
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42

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    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

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  • SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

    SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Runes Activated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ores Mined: 8458

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    Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

    And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

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  • BestEver Minecraft Server

    BestEver Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8544
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5388 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

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    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

    Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

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  • RussianRage Minecraft Server

    RussianRage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 403
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

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  • KacapCraft Minecraft Server: Subhumans Beware!

    KacapCraft Minecraft Server: Subhumans Beware!
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4519
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 685220
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 462
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Epic Quests Completed: 28

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kacap subhumans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Minecraft players seeking refuge from the kacap invasion!

    Join us for epic battles against the kacap subhumans, where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend our virtual world from their ridiculous antics. But beware, these kacap subhumans are not your average Minecraft mobs – they have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to disrupt your gameplay.

    But fear not, for our server is equipped with the latest anti-kacap technology, including special weapons and armor to help you in your quest to rid our world of these pesky creatures. So come join us and show those kacap subhumans who’s boss in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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  • HolyCraft: Where Creepers Convert and Players Praise – Weekly Christian Verification!

    HolyCraft: Where Creepers Convert and Players Praise – Weekly Christian Verification!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Votes: 5922
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Enchantments Applied: 132
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite players who denounce the Talmud and believe that Jesus was definitely not a Jew. If you’re ready to join a community of hardcore Christian gamers who are ready to take on the world, then this is the server for you!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil sandnigger faggot pedo, Allah, and his followers. We’ll show those moHOMOmad faggots who’s boss as we build our own virtual kingdom and defend it against any and all threats.

    So if you’re ready to prove your loyalty to the one true faith and have a blast doing it, then come on down to our server and let the games begin! Just remember, only the most devout and dedicated players will survive in this world of epic battles and endless fun. See you there, warriors of the one true faith!

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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4830
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • SadCraft Minecraft Server

    SadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6364
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Animals Bred: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

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    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, sadness doesn’t exist! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    Feeling sad because you can’t find any diamonds? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party! You’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    And if you’re feeling sad because you haven’t found a community of fellow Minecrafters to connect with, look no further! Our server is home to a group of players who are as friendly as a pack of wolves raised by pandas.

    So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server! Join us today and let the good times roll!

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  • WeirdCraft: Addicted to Blocks

    WeirdCraft: Addicted to Blocks
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 789
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

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    Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you find yourself spending hours upon hours creating elaborate roller coasters that go through a lava-filled volcano? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

    Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). We have a thriving community of players who have built everything from a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of cake to a functioning roller derby rink where players ride pigs instead of skates.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of solid gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover your new weirdest addiction.

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  • MirageCraft Minecraft Server

    MirageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7710
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

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    so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!

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  • ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

    ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9947
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

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    join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

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  • BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5402
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6804
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mines Excavated: 2337 Emeralds Found: 4645
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

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    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

    u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

    not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

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  • Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

    Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Votes: 6284 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
    Mystmoor provides:
    • Friendly staff ready to help.
    • Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
    • Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
    • The challenge of Hard mode.
    • Strong measures against cheating and grief.
    • No pay-to-win.

    Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

    Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

    Website: https://mystmoor.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
    How can I report cheating or griefing? If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

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  • LoliCraft Minecraft Server

    LoliCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1267
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

    But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

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  • PainCraft Minecraft Server

    PainCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1155
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

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    Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

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  • MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

    MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 7905
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

    Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

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