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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7565 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Emeralds Found: | 3557 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!