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Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	4683
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1878	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	2772
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3719	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dimension Hops:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchantments Applied:	216
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4900

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	190	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	61696
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1394
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!