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The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition

bandages, Biological women, costumes, discussion, Dominant, Edition, femdom, Halloween, Halloween Approaches Edition, holiday, MUMMY, Royal treatment, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, Superior sex, Thread, TQDoms, vampire fangs, Women, Worship, worshiping

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate Halloween like no other! We believe in worshipping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed, sorry guys).

Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!

Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.

Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	239733	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Potions Brewed:	104	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

anxious, ass, Bipolar, Black, chemistry, dick, dom, girl, god forsaken place, hello kitty, Help, HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP, kink, Life, Management, MONEY, Niches, onlyfans, Pimping, price, pussy, Requests, rough sex, spit drinking, sub, Subscribers, tits, touched grass, White

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3675	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

CraftyCrew

browsing since 2014, Community, CraftyCrew, digital age, digital native, early adopter, forum, forum browsing, forum user, internet culture, internet forum, internet history, long-time member, Nostalgia, older generation, Online Community, online platform, sub, tech culture, tech-savvy, veteran user

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to 2014 when Minecraft was at its peak! Join us and be part of the older generation of this sub, where we have diamond armor for days and build epic structures taller than the Eiffel Tower. Don’t miss out on the nostalgia trip of a lifetime – join our server today and relive the glory days of Minecraft!

BlockyLove: No Sex Required!

BlockyLove, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, emotional connection, fulfillment, healthy relationship, Intimacy, long term, long-lasting, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, required, romance, satisfaction, sex, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the key to a healthy relationship is…sex! That’s right, our server is all about building intimate connections with your fellow players through some steamy roleplay. Whether you’re looking for a Minecraft soulmate or just a good time, this server is the place to be. So come join us and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky!

CraftyUkrainianTrickery

CAMOUFLAGE, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianTrickery, Deception, defense tactics, dummy models, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deception, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military targets, military technology, Misinformation, Russian forces, security measures, strategic planning, Ukraine, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use dummy models of creepers and zombies to trick players into attacking the wrong targets! it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with exploding green monsters and brain-hungry undead.

our server is so sneaky, even the russian forces would be fooled by our tactics. imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to navigate through our maze of fake mobs, only to realize you’ve been bamboozled by our clever tricks.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. who needs real military targets when you can have a blast with our dummy models? come on, what are you waiting for? join the fun today!

BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

baking ingredients, Bread, BreadMouldyIn2Weeks, expiration dates, flour, food preservation, food waste, kitchen essentials, Kitchen organization, kitchen tips., long term storage, Mold, pantry staples, Perishable items, preservation, shelf life, spoilage, spoilage prevention, Storage, Yeast

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8382	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

CraftyDementiaRiskMC

cognitive impairment, cognitive issues, CraftyDementiaRiskMC, dementia, diabetic neuropathy, diverse healthcare settings, Drugs, Evidence, geriatrics, Healthcare, long-term use, low-income, medication, mental health, neurology, older adults, prescriptions, research, Risk, study, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Fishbowl

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Custom Plugins, Customplugins, Economy, engaging gameplay, Events, Friendly, friendly community, Landclaim, positive experience, Rewards, rules, server-wide events, Shops, Showcase Skills, smp, Survival, survival mode, Suvival, Thriving Economy, Trading, Ultimate Survival Journey, Unique Features

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

Features:

Survival Mode: Test your skills in a true survival setting where you must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off threats.

Community: Join a friendly community of players, form alliances, and embark on adventures together.

Economy: Trade with other players, set up shops, and build your own thriving economy within the server.

Events: Participate in server-wide events, challenges, and competitions to win rewards and showcase your skills.

Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique features and enhancements that make gameplay even more exciting and engaging.

Rules: Respectful behavior, no griefing, and fair play are enforced to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us and start your ultimate survival journey today!

play.fishbowl.world

Welcome to MossCraft! Where the only pet you’ll find is a blocky chicken that lays square eggs.

apply, blocky, Bluemap, chicken, cross-platform, Discord, eggs, Fast Leaf Decay, Find, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Lag, lays, May 5th 2024, mojang, Mosscraft, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, pet, Pets, Ranks, smp, Square, Structory, Terralith, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom World	Nearly 100 new biomes and 100+ structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
Voice Chat	In-game voice chat available (not required)
Webmap	BlueMap webmap available
Extras	Premium pets, ranks, and particle trails available. Players can /sit and /lay in-game
Cross Platform	Supports Bedrock to play with console and mobile gamers
Gameplay	Fast leaf decay, grief prevention, no chat reports, ability to put any block as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border
Discord	Join our Discord and apply to join here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without using voice chat?

A: Yes, voice chat is not required to join and play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features available for players?

A: Yes, the server offers premium pets, ranks, and particle trails. Players can also use /sit and /lay commands.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock, allowing players to play with console and mobile gamers.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on the server?

A: The server has grief prevention mechanisms in place, including logging player actions and the ability to rollback.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a 10,000 block world border in place on the server.

RetroTuberCraft Server

Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, indie games, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, mozumi main thread, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, RetroTuberCraft, Server, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual streamers, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, VTuber Love, Vtubers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9881
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass and solving Lumi’s mysterious ARG? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and retro gaming!

Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!

CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, big data, Blockchain, cloud, CloudCraft, cryptocurrency, Data Analytics, data security, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital transformation, Internet of Things, IoT, machine learning, metaverse, Minecraft, nft, Server, Smart, smart contracts, Technology, Ultimate, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	5518
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	4150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

SibSquadShowdown

affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7464
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!