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CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	527	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3950	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2422	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	3643
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	357	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge-worthy, calming, channel, comfort, CONTENT, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Happiness, joy, mental health, MineTubeComfort, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos, wellness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	6560
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	7709

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a YouTube channel that only posts videos of cats playing the piano while wearing tiny top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon busts a move! So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for the most absurdly awesome server around? Let the wackiness begin!

BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6500	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)