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Protein Mix-Up Craft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	177	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9413	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	668420	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	157	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	839	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

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