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Donutchan, you SLUT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, attention seeking, brainless, cringeworthy, cyberbullying, Donutchan, Drama, EMBARRASSING, fat tits, internet culture, Live Stream, Minecraft, online harassment, pizza, slut, smp, social media, spotlight stealing, stupid whore, tradwife, trolling, YWNABAT

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing and the tea is always piping hot! Donutchan may think she’s the queen bee, but she’s just a brainless set of fat tits trying to steal the spotlight. And don’t even get us started on her pizza addiction – she’ll never be a tradwife with that kind of diet!

Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

Chechen, Conspiracy Theory, ethnicity, false accusations, false assumptions., Identity, identity confusion, internet rumors, internet speculation, internet theories, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken identity case, mistaken identity theory, online debate, online gossip, online rumors, smp, social media, speculation, steve, steve wallis, wallis

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Rumor has it that Steve Wallis is actually a Chechen spy sent to infiltrate our server and steal all our diamonds. But don’t worry, we’ve got llamas trained in the ancient art of karate to protect us. Join us for epic battles, secret underground lairs, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

breasts, Caution, Deceit, Deception, doubt, falsehood, Fixed, Hearts, Lies, maiden, Manipulation, Minecraft, mistrust, Server, shaped, Speech, Trust, unreliable, untrustworthy, whirling wheel, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

Happy Polish Partition Remembrance Day Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, culture, Day, freedom, Happy, heritage, historical event, History, INDEPENDENCE, long live Poland, Minecraft, national holiday, Partition, patriotism, Poland, Polish, Polish history, Polish Partition Remembrance Day, Remembrance, smp, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and win a diamond sword as a prize. But oh no, the sword is cursed and now you have to fight off a hoard of zombie chickens!

But don’t worry, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King who will help you defeat the zombie chickens with his army of flying cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the Endermen like to get down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Ryujinx R.I.P. Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Brazilian hacker, business decision, console, controversy, emulation, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Nintendo, online backlash, Piracy, R.I.P, ryujinx, Server, Shutdown, software, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3447
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get bought out by Nintendo and shut down like poor Ryujinx! Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build, mine, and survive without fear of corporate takeover.

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual feathers! Or take part in our annual lava diving competition, where the bravest players can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of emeralds and diamonds, just waiting to be mined by the lucky few who can find it. Will you be the one to strike it rich?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your virtual pet pig will eat all your virtual carrots. Nintendo can’t touch us here!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, AZKi, botan, cherry bomb, Choco, cover songs, Group covers, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, Hololive Witches, Idol, japanese, jpop, Kanata, Lunas, Minecraft, music videos, Nano Nanora, Originals, smp, subaru, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Emeralds Found:	5957	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Himemori Luna’s unpredictable streams.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. Legend has it that Luna herself hid the loot there while singing her hit song “GuruGuru Mawaruna” in a loop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous holoWitches who will cast spells on unsuspecting players. Just ask anyone who’s been turned into a chicken by Kanata’s magic wand – it’s a clucking good time!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Polka, who will challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. Can you keep up with her moves while avoiding exploding green monsters? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few accidental deaths. It’s all part of the fun on this crazy server – where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Tay’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, BLOCK, brand management, chatbot, crisis communication, digital persona, fix Tay, image repair, internet, machine learning, microsoft, Minecraft, online reputation, our girl, Party, programming, public relations, Server, social media, Tay, Tays, tech support, Technology, win back Tay

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, searching for your one true love /ourgirl/? Look no further, because our server has the secret to winning her back! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a love potion crafting workshop. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally be able to fix her and win her heart once and for all! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rigged Minecraft SMP Game

bethesda, Characters, Choices, consequences, cult classic, Exploration, fallout new vegas, fan favorite, Game, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, modding community, obsidian entertainment, open world, post-apocalyptic, RIGGED, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Storyline, Survival, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic wasteland where you’ll have to scavenge for resources, fend off mutant creatures, and even battle it out in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve also got a thriving economy system where you can trade your hard-earned loot for rare items and weapons.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the wasteland lies a hidden vault filled with untold riches and legendary loot. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next king of the wasteland!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchantments Applied:	289
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3899
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	315	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	801317
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!