stupid whore – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Donutchan, you SLUT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, attention seeking, brainless, cringeworthy, cyberbullying, Donutchan, Drama, EMBARRASSING, fat tits, internet culture, Live Stream, Minecraft, online harassment, pizza, slut, smp, social media, spotlight stealing, stupid whore, tradwife, trolling, YWNABAT

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing and the tea is always piping hot! Donutchan may think she’s the queen bee, but she’s just a brainless set of fat tits trying to steal the spotlight. And don’t even get us started on her pizza addiction – she’ll never be a tradwife with that kind of diet!

Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

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BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

anger, apologies, BdayBlunder, Birthday, celebration, Communication, conflict avoidance, Confrontation, Disappointment, Expectations, forgetfulness, friend group, friendship, Frustration, ghosting, Guilt, lateness, Minecraft, Planning, Server, special occasions, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.

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GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

aging grandparents, Boundaries, Bust, caregiving, catheter care, Communication, denial, dignity, elderly care, family conflict, family dynamics, GrannyCraft, health concerns, hygiene, in-home care, neglect, seeking help, setting boundaries, stubbornness, Tough Decisions, tough love, uncomfortable situations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

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EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

Atm, balance, body nourishment, diet, EatCraft, eating habits, food choices, food habits, health goals, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meal planning, mental health, mindful eating, nutrition, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, SnackinSteve, well-being, wellness, you are what you eat

Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

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Crafting & Caffeine

Caffeine, Crafting

Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

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CraftyKoreanSwap

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanSwap, Diplomacy, diplomacy in action, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hostage situation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Négotiation, North Korean soldiers, peace talks, political news, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, ukrainians, Vladimir Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy

So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!

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Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, claim system, cooperation, creativity, Custom Armor Stand book, custom pictures, Diamond Economy, faster minecart, Find slime chunk command, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Leaderboards command, Mature Community, new season, No mob Griefing, one player sleep, player head drop., quality-of-life enhancements, Sanctuary, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Whitelisted

Server IP:	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location:	USA – New York
Community Location:	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord:	Discord
Server Map:	The Map
Version:	Java version 1.21.4

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.

Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.

We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running Java version 1.21.4.
Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.
What are some of the features of the server?

Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.

Eternal Trap Femboy Trans Twink 1.20.3

1.20.3, alternative lifestyle, BDSM, Domination, Edition, ETERNAL, Femboy, fetish, Gender Identity, kink, LGBTQ, Roleplay, sexual orientation, slut, Submission, submissive, Thread, Trans, trap, twink

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

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BrotherlyGrowUpCraft

Accountability, Boundaries, BrotherlyGrowUpCraft, Communication Issues, enabling behavior, fake behavior, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial responsibility, immature brother, INDEPENDENCE, job performance, judgmental, Maturity, personal growth, sibling relationships, Sympathy, tough conversations, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any immature older brothers like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft.

Our server is perfect for those who are tired of dealing with lazy, messy, and forgetful family members who still depend on their moms for everything. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to loan out money to irresponsible siblings who spend it on drinks at the bar.

Imagine a world where you can focus on finding stable work and building your own empire, without any interference from flirtatious exes or unwanted dinner guests who take over the night with their car problems. Our server is a safe haven for those who value hard work and independence, and we promise you won’t have to fake sympathy for anyone’s poor life choices.

So if you’re fed up with the drama and excuses of real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a grumpy fiancée when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join us now and leave the immature older brothers behind!

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Blocktopia: Minesweeper Masters

astonishing accomplishments, astonishing feats, blocktopia, challenging achievements, exceptional feats, extraordinary achievements, extraordinary feats, extraordinary records, guinness world record, impossible achievements, impressive records, incredible accomplishments, Masters, minesweeper, record-breaking, remarkable achievements, remarkable records, unbeatable accomplishments, unbeatable feats, unbeatable records, unbreakable records, unique accomplishments, world records

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of history in the making! We are on a mission to break the Guiness World Record for the most chickens riding pigs at the same time in a virtual world.

Picture this: a sea of adorable little chickens perched atop majestic pigs, racing around our server in a chaotic yet strangely beautiful display of unity and teamwork. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – we also hold weekly competitions for the most creative use of TNT, the most daring leap off a cliff into a pool of lava, and the most elaborate castle made entirely out of melons.

So come join us and be a part of something truly unique and utterly ridiculous. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft legend in the process!

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Zelenskyy’s Russian Alliance: CaptureCraft

Alliance, CaptureCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, global affairs, government relations, intelligence sharing, international relations, military cooperation, North Koreans, political insights, regional dynamics, Russian, Russian alliance, sanctions, security measures, strategic partnerships, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so like, u know how ukraine captured some north koreans right? well, guess what, that’s like, totally happening on our minecraft server too! join us for a wild ride of international diplomacy and espionage, where u can be a spy for russia or a double agent for ukraine.

u won’t believe the crazy alliances and betrayals that go down on our server. one minute u could be building a peaceful village with ur friends, and the next u could be caught in the middle of a high-stakes political showdown.

plus, did we mention the secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden traps? only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize.

so come join us on our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. just watch out for those sneaky north koreans, they’re always up to no good!

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