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SecretSMPWhisperer

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more secrets than a gossiping llama! Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets, like who actually built that giant statue of a chicken or who keeps leaving random signs with cryptic messages around spawn. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server because there’s always some juicy drama brewing just below the surface. So come join us and see if you can uncover the biggest secret of them all – who keeps stealing all the cake from the community chest!

NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crops Grown:	5342	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	813559	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Adventure, cleavers, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Factions, Friends, ip address, java, Katanas, knives, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Roleplay, server info, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.

FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server

challenge, classic, Dizzy, funny, Fuzzy, FuzzyDizzy, gameplay, Gaming, get dizzy, hallucination, LEVEL, meme, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, psychedelic, Retro, Server, SNES, Super Mario, touch fuzzy, video game, Yoshi

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses

60 acres, blocky, Bosses, career success, current predicament, definition of success, family life, general, homemaker wife, kid #2, link ID, March 2025, Men, Minecraft, political ramifications, Politics, smp, Successful, successful discussion, successful future, successful individuals, successful living, successful men, successful mindset, Thread, wfh, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).