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RoofMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9478

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, game jam v, gielinor gazette, guthix sleeps, Info, Minecraft, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	4812	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “My Wife Konar Edition” where you can embark on epic quests like “While Guthix Sleeps” and read the latest issue of the “Gielinor Gazette – July 2024” for all the hot gossip.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.

Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!

PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

MineWellBoosted

coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineWellBoosted, Nature, personal growth, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Social Connections, stress relief, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Votes:	8740
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our pixelated world is filled with magical creatures, rainbow-colored blocks, and endless possibilities for creativity.

Need to destress after a long day of creepers blowing up your house? Our server has a special “Hug a Sheep” feature where you can literally hug a virtual sheep and feel all your worries melt away.

Feeling lonely? Don’t worry, our server is populated with friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party in the town square.

And if you’re looking to boost your mental well-being even further, try our “Potion of Positivity” that will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses in no time.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing powers of block-building and exploration work their magic on your mind!

TimeWarpCraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, crowded, Destination, Experience, Exploration, futuristic, historical, Journey, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, Paradox, Popular, popular attraction, Possible.., science fiction, time machine, time period, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, tourism

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where time travel is REAL and u can go back in time to hang out with dinosaurs or forward to party with aliens. our server is so lit that even time travelers come to visit and see what the hype is all about. u can build ur own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and meet famous historical figures. plus, our community is so welcoming that even cavemen and space robots are besties. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history together!

Rexile Adventure

Adventure, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, dailey quests, guild, Loot, Minecraft, Quest story, Rexile, season pass, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the new server Rexile Adventure!

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We offer Custom items.Custom bossesQuest storySeason pass with lootGuild dailey guests

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